What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”

“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”

At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”

Will my 9 year old face more difficulties than most girls her age if she’s an early bloomer? My daughter already needs regular B cup bras. The doctor says that my daughter will be even more developed by 11-12 years of age.

“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”

“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”

“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”

In the New Testament, Christ quotes the Ethiopian book of Enoch. How do the Sola Scriptura folks square this circle?

“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”

“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”

“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”

Just sitting at home with this huge cock. Who can take care of it for me?

“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.

“Yes, that I am,” says the second.

“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”

Why hasn't Japan legalized same-sex marriage?

The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”

I’m from Dublin, I am.”